Top Five reasons Han is hotter than Luke
1 1)
No whining. Poor little Luke can’t go play with
his friends, boohoo. Jabba sends Griedo to kill Han, he just blast that mother
fucker like a boss.
2 2)
Wookie side kick. You can tell a lot about a man
by the friends he keeps. A member of the noble Wookie race follows Han without
question. What kind of man garners such respect, a bad ass hotty that’s who.
Luke has droid slaves and an old nurse maid (No offense Master Kenobi) Not sexy
3 3)
Scruffy looking. He cleans up well, but it
better be for a medal, Han's bad ass sexiness is evident in his ne'er–do–well
smuggler style. Luke looks like a
pedophiles wet dream.
4 4)
The Falcon. Let’s face it; Batman was at least
half right. Chicks dig a sweet ride and a guy who can control it at high
speeds.
5 5)
He’s a smart ass. Luke is so serious about EVERYTHING;
Han can have a laugh in the middle of a space battle.
I’m sure the list is longer than
this. For me there is always the additional reason that Luke, at least when I
was a kid, reminded me of one of my own brothers while Han was a full grown
man.
So, Ladies ( and Gents), Do share. Who do YOU
think is hotter?
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